Smart Gringo! (ya publicao en eldiariodepatricio)

Pues sip, lo vuelvo a colgá poke tuvo musho éxito en su día...
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, the new "Diccionario para el Gringo guey" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is speak Spanish.

1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man
4. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras tonterías=you're saying dumb things.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kind a sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates =eat the avocados
10. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.
11. See eye = sí hay = yes we have
12. T n s free o = tienes frío = are you cold?
13. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

La tontería del día: Que dice el Jordi Sevilla ese que los funcionarios van a tener que trabajar! Pero weno, nos hemos vuelto locos??